Parka Stoichiometry
Probably too old for Tumblr. But look at all the fucks I give.
There is such a thing as a stupid question
7PM
When he cuts himself shaving, he does half an hour on life forms he’s cleverer than.
#i can just see rose sitting on the bathroom counter as nine shaves #waiting for him to cut himself shaving because she knows he will eventually #and listening to his rants while smirking #and eventually he runs out of life forms because he goes on so much #so he just starts insulting cats #CATS DON’T HAVE TO SHAVE ROES #I’M A TIME LORD #WHY DO I HAVE TO SHAVE #I’M TOO CLEVER FOR THIS #my babies (via darvillains)
“How do you people manage one heart? It is pitiful!” - Eleven
(Source: satanxmay, via sonicsassbutt)
7PM
i think i’d like for cas to get the anti possession tattoo between his shoulder blades
or alternatively this
I am 1000% behind the wings plus anti-possession tattoo idea.
(via sammys-sgapettios)
5PM
(via timeywimeyhobbit)
1PM
As much as I want it, Destiel is never going to be canon because then they would be happy. And they aren’t allowed to be happy for more than a few minutes at a time.
9AM
Be nice to Kevin.
(via sammys-sgapettios)
9AM
Cas: “Do you think it’s wise to be drinking on the job?”
Dean: “Man what show have you been watching?”
THERE GOES THE 4TH WALL
(via sammys-sgapettios)
9AM
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
(via anatomyofmymentality)
May152013
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Possibly the first and last edition ever of I Didn’t Know it was Demetri Martin
(via theimaginaryslimshady)
